Eating, Stuffing, and Pigging Out: Awesome or Disgusting?

The food-eating contest offers something for everyone.  It is a celebrated tradition designed to serve multiple purposes:  It not only brings class and school spirit up, it very well may bring something you just ate up along with it.
Richard Austin-Castillo announced the event that would begin the competition, the meal that is arguably the most important of the day: breakfast. It consisted of a horrific blend of mashed carrots, spinach, celery, and other mixed vegetables. The throats of the seniors triumphed by speedily choking down the chunks of veggie-mush.
The contest continued with an unexpected twist — the sophomores fielded a two-man team, breaking down stereotypes and emerging victorious over the competition. The two stalwart students, Arthur Seares and Roy Werbel, won heroically, cramming into each others’ mouths a revolting mess of kimchee, mixed salad, and several varieties of cheese dressing topped off with SPAM.
“I almost puked!” commented junior participant Jennifer Sloan.
When dinnertime came around, the pressure was on. The hummus and mustard tacos were met with enthusiasm by the unsuspecting freshmen who managed to conquer their gag reflexes and munch with glory to the finish line.
The much-anticipated last event would determine the victor of this semi-erotic and oddly arousing display of eatery. With tensions mounting, all classes raced to collect Skittles and to complete the rainbow, while wading with their tongues through a vile concoction of whipped cream and salsa. The Senior Class of 2009 not only lapped their way to victory but also demonstrated their prowess of tongue maneuverability!

By Erik Staley and Joe Clopp

2 Responses

1. 1:52 PM on October 13th, 2008April:

   Hey the sophomores tied the breakfast round with Shelby and Jay…

2. 9:36 PM on October 13th, 2008Erica:

   This is just a beautiful picture of me…stunning haha

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