Amnesty President caught sending funds to Sudan

Amnesty International president Larry Cox has been caught in the middle of a huge money laundering scandal that leaves AI coffers completely empty. Mr. Cox took funds and funneled them to Sudan in order to fuel the current genocide. Since the genocide swept the global spotlight in 2003, Amnesty International’s popularity has skyrocketed. With more nations focused on global warming and the economic crisis, there seem to be less nations willing to host mass genocides. The closing of Guantanamo Bay couldn’t have come at a worse time for AI and this concerning trend of socially responsible states has struck fear into AI’s president. With recent news of the ICC calling for the arrest of Sudanese president Al-Bashir, AI feared it would lose its viewer base.

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4 Responses

1. 8:04 PM on April 1st, 2009Soulja Boy Tellem:

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2. 9:09 AM on April 17th, 2009AI FAN:

   Seriously?!! THIS IS TERRIBLE

3. 3:43 PM on April 18th, 2009Keng:

   remember…this is published in April Fool’s Day

4. 5:50 PM on April 18th, 2009....:

   This is fake right?!!?

   there is no way that the president of Amnesty would do such a thing.

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